Life is pretty crappy sometimes. Like take right now for example. It’s late Sunday night, and I’m writing a paper due Friday so that I can complete this semester and go on to a pitiful career where I will work every day until I am 70 just so I can pay my kid’s (what will be) $80,000 a year college tuition. Meanwhile, I am watching the 50th Anniversary Playboy special where David Hasselhoff, Pauly Fricken Shore, and Bob “Shouldn’t Have Been At The Mansion At His Peak” Saget are surrounded by the most beautiful half naked women in the world. Yay!
I’m currently watching: Playboy 50th Anniversary Special