I reorganized the CDs in my book today. It was tough. I couldn’t come up with a good way to sort them, so I went with the Top 5 up front: The Beatles Led Zeppelin The Doors The Allman Brothers Band The Yardbirds And then I went with alphabetical order by genre i.e.: pre-60s Classic […]

WARNING: Because XXX by Molson is a perfect blend of higher alcohol with a smooth, clean taste, we advise you to drink this beer in moderation. XXX by Molson – Handle with care. Man, it may not be the best tasting beer ever, but when you can taste the alcohol in beer, you know you’re […]

Ratemyboobjob.com. What an unnecessary, yet necessary site on the internet. Remarkable how pointless some things can be. I’m currently watching: Saturday Night Live

I got a Jewish Interactive newsletter from Jews.com in my e-mail today. Anyone know why I got this? Really, I’m curious. Which one of you anti-Semitic bastards thought this would be a funny joke. Nah, I’m just clownin. But really. Why did I get this. It’s a nifty catalog. You can buy $800 menorahs and […]

Two words… Jeweled Blenny. I’m currently watching: Charlie Brown Christmas

I’ve known about the Encylcolpedia of Arda for quite some time. It might just be the best page on the internet. I suggest you visit this page if you have any questions about the Lord of the Rings whatsoever. Or if you just want to learn something new about any aspect of practically anything. It […]

Life is pretty crappy sometimes. Like take right now for example. It’s late Sunday night, and I’m writing a paper due Friday so that I can complete this semester and go on to a pitiful career where I will work every day until I am 70 just so I can pay my kid’s (what will […]

I am very pleased with the snow accumulation we got. Just remember, I want more. I’ll be waiting Frosty. Do your worst. Preferably on a Monday you putz. What I’m listening to right now: Silence

So I says to him, I says, “I don’t care what the publisher thinks about the chapters, I want that book in stores by Monday!” What I’m listening to right now: Silence

It is so hard to write a paper when you are listening to A Perfect Circle’s Mer De Noms. You can’t write your own words when you are singing every word to everyone one of these songs. You can’t write when you are humming to each of these delicious melodies… each one more divine than […]