No Idea / Monday, January 19th, 2004

Well American Idol night 1 is done, and it wasn’t thaaat funny, but there was some good stuff. It’s so funny that a lot of these girls think they’re so great. It’s like all through their lives guys told them they were great just to get in their pants. And all the mama’s boys who’s mother thinks they can do no wrong said they can all sing. Yet when they all get up there, they’re just terrible. The highlights I think of the night were:

  • Why was that guy trying to win AMERICAN Idol by rapping in some Asian language?
  • Thank god you don’t have to sing to get immigration papers.
  • The girl with the stick juggling things from like 1995.

I’m currently watching: American Idol