Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me
What a long, strange trip it’s been.
I guess I can try to recap the last week in Vegas to the best of my ability. For my own purposes mostly, so that when I’m old and cannot remember anything, I’ll have this to remember me by. A lot happened, so here goes:
This all happened on new year’s eve eve:
- 2 girls flashing – First time I got the pleasure to see this. First one… 2 both pierced… supposedly she was butt, however I wasn’t exactly looking at her face.
- Paris Hilton… oh yeah, and that beat Nicole Richie chick too – It was hard to get a good shot with all the huge bodyguards around her, but I managed something for your viewing pleasure.
- Hootie and the Blowfish – Saw them perform their new song or something. Who cares. All I wanted to hear was Cracked Rear View. Oh well. It was a funny time. Well with me screaming Darius, him looking up and waving, and Taylor blowing the picture. Hey, not all of us are made to be paparazzi.
- Did I mention 2 girls flashing?
- That’s all I remember
I saw Something’s Gotta Give after I got back. I enjoyed it. Jack Nicholson is always good, and the other acting was good too. And there were plenty of good looking women if I can recall. I mean Amanda Peet is good enough for me anyway. And Neo… I mean Keanu is always hot… I mean. Dammit. Anyway, I liked it. It was funny and different then most things I see. It’s good to know that I can still be a ladies man when I’m 65 and having heart attacks and stuff. I mean since movies are real and all.
I wish I remembered more good stuff to talk about while I was in Vegas. I guess I waited too long to try and post it. I can’t really remember those humorous things that you forget after a few days. And I don’t really think I should talk about going to the Hoover Dam for the 7th time, or talk about some shows that I saw. Even if there were boobies!!! Well I guess I could talk about all the T&A; I saw during Zumanity. Nah. I’ll just remember it in my head. Let’s see, let’s see. Think Brett, think. Well I got to see my piano playing identical twin beauties again. That always makes a trip to Vegas. I mean if you like that stuff. I don’t really care for it too much. And I got a picture of Steph posing as the strongest woman in the world. Maybe I’ll post it on here if I get a lot of requests for it. Muhahaha. Nah, I wouldn’t do that. Or would I?
I’m currently watching: Everybody Loves Raymond