So I was up until 5 last night watching some stupid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie. Let me tell you, it was no Lionheart, Bloodsport or Kickboxer. This was one of his classic movies that actually tried to have some semblance of a plot without having a tournament. And on top of it, this one was from ’96 so there were like NO action scenes at all. What the hell is that about? I DON’T KNOW! Yeah, so it was pretty bad, but I watched the first hour so I couldn’t just stop watching it, and Natasha Henstridge was in it, so I was sorta hoping for her to get naked even though it was on TBS. Well she let me down and Jean-Claude surely let me down. Man, where did your career go? Your stellar acting skills shoulda been able to carry you through a couple more cool tournament movies. What emotion you showed towards all your fallen comrades. What drama there was when you were the underdog and were winning and then got some cheap shot against you and we didn’t think you could possibly win now but then in the last minute you had some revelation and kicked the shit out of the mighty Goliath with one swift blow and won your woman and the pride of you and all your fallen brothers back. Damme man… Damme. ::womp womp womp::
What I’m listening to: Silence