I finally watched Kill Bill tonight and I thought it stunk, stupid! Talk about a boring movie. I was ready to turn it off all the way until the last like 30 minutes when the fighting really started. And even then, the fights weren’t that great. I mean if you liked blood squirting everywhere, then yeah, that fight was spectacular. But I don’t care too much for blood spewing everywhere, I’d rather have better Matrix type choreographed fights. I mean you could barely see the strokes of the blade cutting people… all you saw were flying limbs and blood. The only part I actually liked in the whole movie was when Uma Thurman’s character fought that Gogo girl… I thought that was really cool. It actually got me up and almost out of my seat. But then what was with all the frickin Japanese. If I wanted to read something, I’d read “The Once and Future King”, not subtitles translating Japanese. I don’t think the authentic Japanese speech was necessary if not for any reason but to make Tarantino feel like he is a really trendy and cool director. Well guess what pal, we’re in America… speak English. I just don’t understand why everyone loved this movie. It’s like Quentin Tarantino can take a shit on film and everyone would love it. I was definitely not impressed, and I highly doubt I’ll waste my time seeing Vol. 2. Look, you can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it? Well take my word for it, this movie stunk, and I don’t say that very often.

I’m currently watching: Viva La Bam