Why the HELL does Ashlee Simpson have her own show? What is this? I’ve seen this girl around, and I haven’t seen one bit of talent extrude from her body. I mean her voice is terrible, she can’t sing, her music sucks and to top it off, she’s not even as close to the hotness of her sister… man, at least 2 cup sizes. It’s like Jessica got all the femininity and Ashlee got the lankiness. I mean the only thing she’s good at is complaining and being jealous of her sister. Why doen’t she just quit before she can be forgotten. I guess she’s just soooooooo punk that she doesn’t care what other people think about her. HANG IT UP!!! You’re not punk in cute little pink dresses and nice ass cars. You’re punk when you drive a 1978 Ford Fiesta with rusted off paint and your life wasn’t handed to you because your sister is friggin hot and actually has some semblance of a voice. Go back home, go back to school, go to college, join a sorority, let drunk guys bang you and pretend they’re banging your sister and do music a favor and leave. Maybe you’ll be a trendsetter and all the other worthless musicians will go with you. Then maybe you’ll have done something on your own that your sister hasn’t already done. As for me… I gotta go study, and pretend I’m banging you while thinking about your sister. And I think that’s it. Yungmid & Huggybear!!! Po’… But Tryin!!! Buy the record due out August 12th. Hah, yeah right.

I’m currently watching: The Ashlee Simpson Show