There’s some new commercial now for some machine at supermarkets that’ll count your change and give you the bills for that amount, but it doesn’t make any sense. I mean it’s been on a lot recently, but typically I just ignore it because the Tooth Fairy isn’t hot. But what’s up with this “Tooth Fairy”? If she actually is the “Tooth Fairy”, that bitch has apparently been scamming us all along because it appears as if Mrs. Fairy is going through our houses and stealing all our change. I mean what is this woman doing in these commercials? WATCH HER!!! She’s obviously STEALING EVERYBODY’S LOOSE CHANGE!!! I mean is she at least giving the kids new teeth? I doubt it. The only other explanation would be that she’s just gonna….. give….. the….. kids….. dollars….. for….. their….. teeth? Well we can be sure that ain’t gonna happen. In today’s day and age, no fairies are gonna give out more money to little kids than they need to. Well next time I see the commercial I’m going to have to try to actually watch it to see if I can find a way to Tooth Fairy-proof my house. I’m on to you Tooth Fairy. I don’t need that thief coming into my house and stealing my change.

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