And what’s up with all these cooking shows on TV that use alcohol in the recipe. And then they put it in, and the whole crowd ooohs and ahhhs like they can’t believe that this rebel is actually utilizing alcohol and that they’re all being sinners for pretending to like it. What a bunch of losers. Fucking drink if you’re gonna drink. Who cares if there’s alcohol entering your bloodstream. You’re not being a “bad” boy or girl just for having like a teaspoon of alcohol in your system. I just want to beat the hell out of all these old people. You wanna be a sinner? Start bonging beers and go streaking through the neighborhood the night before you’re supposed to go to Home Depot. If you ain’t gonna do that, shut the hell up cause no one’s impressed with your lack of drinking.

I’m currently watching: Barefoot Contessa