“I” am now “We”.


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I’m going to start referring to myself as “We” since I saw Roy Williams do it on MTV Cribs and it didn’t sound completely retarded. Thank you for your cooperation in helping this change move forth. I’m currently watching: MTV Cribs

September 16, 2004

All you can eat pasta.


No Idea

I went to Olive Garden last night for dinner. It was good. They had a garlic alfredo sauce that was really good. However, I only managed to eat 3 bowls of pasta. It just wasn’t the same this year… far crappier. I couldn’t stuff my face without the rest of my face stuffing party. So […]

September 15, 2004

I wish I was rich.


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Why do schools try to cram so much crappy information into kids’ heads when they’re in school? More specifically, the month poem, “30 days hath September, April, June yadda yadda yadda.” Who needs to know how many days February has? Honestly. Why do we have to fill a kid’s head with this stupid poem just […]

September 15, 2004

Money, money, money, money…. MONEY.


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I actually worked today. I made mad money for doing absolutely nothing. It just sucks that tomorrow and the infinite number of days after it aren’t going to be the same way. Why Brett? Why? Because I sure do like money for nothing. I’m currently watching: Packers vs. Panthers

September 13, 2004

Fly Eagles Fly


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Today I woke up nice and early to watch the Eagles game. It started at 1:15 here, so I wanted to leave by 12:15 to get to where I had to get to on time. Shortly before leaving, my mother told me about this bar somewhere in Vegas that plays the Eagles games and is […]

September 12, 2004

Goat boy. Baaaaaaah.


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Who is Kristin talking to in this picture? Is that Taylor or is she talking to Jim Breuer? And who invited Jim Breuer to our party and how did I miss him? I mean Jim Breuer would probably be pretty funny at a party and I highly doubt that I would miss him doing some […]

September 11, 2004

I hate sick breath.


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I’ve been sick for a few days with something; I’m not quite sure what it was. But now that it’s going away, I really, really, really hate sick breath. You know; the taste you get in your mouth when you’re sick and congested and it’s just nasty. It’s almost as bad as being sick. Well […]

September 6, 2004

I guess there is an upside.


No Idea

After looking through my buddy list, it makes me realize that I sure don’t miss doing homework. Of course, I haven’t started 8 hour shifts for 40+ years yet. I’ll get back to you on that one. I’m currently watching: Yes, Dear!

September 6, 2004