How about I start a new weekly fantasy rant article where I can go psycho and ramble about how all the players I touch go to shit. It’s weeks like this that make you laugh. In fact, I’ve never laughed this hard ever because I’ve never quite seen a week like this before. I think I did get a week like this last year, but that was when like 1/2 my team got injured in the first half of their games. You try to sit down for 20 minutes a week and look over your team. You look for trends, who’s been hot; you look at the matchups. And what do you end up with? No points apparently. Now I don’t think there were any huge fantasy studs this week at all; I don’t think many players really broke 20 points. I do however think the show has reached a new low when the Cardinals blow someone out and Tory Holt only gets 28 yards against the 49ers.

Hey, at least the Eagles are 4-0 and have a bye week to regroup and figure out why the hell they had 6.2 million false starts today among too many other penalties. Things are gonna start getting harder after the bye with a nice Panthers team who can’t even beat the friggin Falcons but will sure give us a hard time, then a Browns team who couldn’t beat a high school football team, but we gotta lose sometime so if we are 5-0, I’d be scared if it actually was a high school football team. Then we got the Ravens who just won’t be fun. That’s when we’ll really see what our offense is made of. If they can regroup and bounce back to weeks 1-3 form, I don’t think the Ravens D could do anything, but we will see. We aren’t gonna go 16-0 so I’m curious who we’re gonna stumble on. Even the Pats lost to the Redskins last year and we still gotta play them twice.

It just sucks that we don’t have an Eagles game to look forward to this weekend. It really helps get me through the week. This week however I think I’ll focus on Friday which is pay day. Yes, that magical day we call pay day.

I’m currently watching: In Search of the Partridge Family