This whole Freddie Mitchell/Rodney Harrison thing is so friggin stupid. This whole T.O. thing is stupid. The media is so friggin stupid. Freddie Mitchell made a stupid comment in jest and the Patriots are acting like retards about it. Then the media is saying that Mitchell made a “BIG” mistake in calling out Rodney Harrison. […]
Bluey just got his first dent. Well it’s not his first, but it’s the first one I saw. I was coming out of the bank and some cunt hit my driver side with her door. Then her mother didn’t even care. She was all like, “Well she’s only 4 and she didn’t really know what […]
Ah; the taste you get in your mouth when you burp up diet Pepsi, orange chicken, mandarin chicken and lo mein. As you might have guessed, I just went to Panda Express. I’ve been meaning to hit up our local Panda since I saw they were building it a couple months ago, but it took […]
I was listening to a CD in the car, and it ended, but since I was close to home, I decided to just see what was on the radio rather than start a new CD. I only have 2 stations programmed on my radio. One is an 80’s station and the other is our “eXtreme” […]
I can’t buy a friggin TV… I can’t buy my computer; what the hell is wrong with me? I have the money. Why am I useless? And don’t say it’s cause I’m Jewish, because I know that. I just got paid last night. My bank account is inflating at a rapid pace, and I’m not […]
Holy crap, I want a penguin. I have a new goal in life. Most people set goals to own a Porsche or something like that, but my new goal is to have a big enough house so I can have an indoor Penguin habitat for my pet penguins. Hell yeah, that would be cool. I’d […]
Another sleepless Monday. I don’t know what it is. I really think it’s the playoff excitement because I haven’t been able to stop thinking about football in about a month, and the last 2 weeks have just been magnified. It could also be my f’ed up hours. This switching between graveyard to my makeshift schedule […]
I think this is why I stopped listening to Nickelback after their first album. I’m currently watching: 7 Days
I bit the shit out of my nails and cuticles today, but I don’t know if I’ve felt this relieved in a long time. And suddenly it seems like my shoulder blades have just shifted. It’s like the greatest gift you could get. The weight has been lifted. I’m currently watching: New England Patriots at […]
I hate Chris Collinsworth maybe almost as much as I hate Merril Hoge. What a two faced bastard. At least Merril Hoge is consitantly stupid. And what is it with Chris Berman. Is he trying to take over Madden’s spot for saying the most completely retarded incoherent things that anyone has ever heard in their […]