Bluey just got his first dent. Well it’s not his first, but it’s the first one I saw. I was coming out of the bank and some cunt hit my driver side with her door. Then her mother didn’t even care. She was all like, “Well she’s only 4 and she didn’t really know what she was doing.” Well if she doesn’t know how to appropriately open a door, then you should have been watching her. I was just stunned trying not to jab her in her throat. She offered me $20 but I treated it like crack and just said no. So I took a fun drive, literally a fun drive, to Maaco and they said just go to a dent place, then I should be able to buffer out the scratch. However, while I was there, the Maaco lady pointed out another dent/scratch that probably came from another car, about a foot away from the new one. I called my dealership and they said go to the same place that the Maaco lady said. An online quote estimated it at $89. That ho better pay or I’ma smack her up like dumb cunts should be treated.

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