Holy crap, I want a penguin. I have a new goal in life. Most people set goals to own a Porsche or something like that, but my new goal is to have a big enough house so I can have an indoor Penguin habitat for my pet penguins. Hell yeah, that would be cool. I’d have Chilly and JoJo Willy. And if they had a boy, I’d name him Slick Willy. Unless of course they wanted to name him something different. It’s their kid of course. I’d have to let them name it. Penguins have feelings too.

I’m currently watching: MacGyver