No sex in the champagne room.


No Idea / Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

Miss Howard SternSo I never made it to the porn convention. I got home from work and got to sleep at about 8:30 and when the phone rang at 11:30 to go, I was hurtin. What was worse, was the fact that after I realized I wasn’t going, I was too depressed to sleep. So instead, I just laid there until 9:30 when I finally got up anyway just thinking about Ms. Howard Stern. Look at her over there. Holy crap! I coulda been all up on that. ::sniff, sniff:: Other than that though, it was a good weekend. I’m fn exhausted from the lack of a good night’s sleep, but I coulda slept yesterday and stayed up watching TV anyway. Overall, it was a good, much needed, weekend of spending practically every hour downtown and keeping an almost constant flow of alcohol circulating throughout my bloodstream. Oh, and I ate a lot too. After a couple of buffets, my stomach felt like complete crap, but who can pass up the Rio buffet? Not me, that’s for sure.

“Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand,
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land,
And when she shines she really shows you all she can,
Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande.”

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