I have 6.48 gigs of porn and I get looks and laughs when I tell people that. Think of how much I was cracking up when this guy on Stern this morning said he had 140 or 150GB of porn. That’s definitely something to aspire to, because with that much porn, he was able to go on Stern for a new game show, Stump the Perv. He beat the contestant 5-3 out of 7 questions. I didn’t get 1 right.

I’m currently watching: The Early Show