I just found it quite humorous that we had the microwave on a chair in the corner of the dining room for most of last year. I laughed. What I’m listening to: Silence

It’s that time of the year again. Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball. Seems like just yesterday we were all getting whooped on by some punk kid. So come on down and redeem yourself. The league name right now is “Come to the draft Christian”, I think it’s #78389, and I’m sure you all know the password. If […]

Hey yo we light a candlerun laps around the English ChannelNeptunes I got a cocker spanielWe on the run nowYou know it ain’tno fun nowand where I goyo niggaz can’t even come now” This is a Noreaga song and I bet it sold a lot because it’s behind a Neptunes beat which all sound the […]

Ok, these comments about not working at work are totally false. I work at work… sometimes. Now I may not be completely busy 8 hours a day, but I do stuff. And it turns out that tomorrow morning one of the guys has off and the other has the flu, so I’ll be working 2 […]

I have 6.48 gigs of porn and I get looks and laughs when I tell people that. Think of how much I was cracking up when this guy on Stern this morning said he had 140 or 150GB of porn. That’s definitely something to aspire to, because with that much porn, he was able to […]

I just stayed up late watching From Justin to Kelly like a retard. It had some of the most stupid things I’ve ever seen in a movie such as that dumb as hovercraft scene, but man, there wasn’t an ugly chick in that film. There was definitely enough eye candy in that movie to make […]

This is the slowest most boring night of my entire life I think. I shudder to think that it’s only 2:30 and I still have 4 1/2 hours left. Normally I blink and it’s 2:30. I’ve already listened to 3 albums which is probably what I listen to during the course of a normal night. […]

One of my mother’s doctor’s offices just called and I said she wasn’t here, because most people aren’t around at 12:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. So she asked if I was her husband and I said no. I then said that I’m her son, and she said “Oh, you did sound a little young”. What […]

Due to my rap career, I hadn’t played guitar in quite some time. My father came out to visit this weekend and his friend wanted me to play, but I couldn’t. I didn’t remember anything to play. Thus, I have decided to begin playing guitar again. I played for a few minutes on Saturday but […]

Wanna talk about a messed up culture? They are over there beheading some of our prisoners and I’m sure not treating the rest to 5 star service, and then they go and try to sue us for our women giving them lap dances and rubbing titties in their faces? MSNBC calls it Sexual Tactics. Hell, […]