One of my mother’s doctor’s offices just called and I said she wasn’t here, because most people aren’t around at 12:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. So she asked if I was her husband and I said no. I then said that I’m her son, and she said “Oh, you did sound a little young”. What the hell is that? I sound young? What, did I not go through puberty yet or something? Is a 22 year old still going to have some miraculous voice change to make him sound “a little older”? If that’s the case, when can I finally grow up and have a manly voice. To top things off, she didn’t sound too old herself. A little young. Bitch.

What I’m listening to: Silence