I’ll never sell my soul. That’s why I’ll always suck.


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No wonder Led Zeppelin was so great. They sold their souls to the devil apparently. If you listen to part of Stairway to Heaven backwards, you can hear some pretty concrete evidence. I suggest reading the backwards lyrics while you listen because it just makes it that much more concrete. And the Britney Spears – […]

June 24, 2005

I think I’m nauseous.


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I just pulled the trigger on my new computer. It took over a year to do it, but I should have it within a week. Well then I gotta build it. I’ll update more once I get it all together. It’s gonna be sweet. I hope it’s sweet enough that I won’t spend any more […]

June 23, 2005

Maria Sharapova and Wimbledon


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I’ve enjoyed watching tennis for quite some time now. I vividly remember being introduced to Maria Sharapova as she tore it up last year, creating a huge, yet fantastic, upset. I mean, if you don’t like watching tennis, is there any better reason to watch Wimbledon over these next 2 weeks? Or break the law […]

June 21, 2005

Julie Bowen and Ed


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I’ve been watching Ed every day at noon on TBS and aside from missing the show a lot, I’m missing the gorgeous Julie Bowen as well. Tim will know her from Ed of course, but most of you will remember Julie from Happy Gilmore. Ed’s been off for well over a year now, and for […]

June 20, 2005

Batman Begins


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Batman Begins was just amazingly awesome. It will be the best movie of the year. I can’t wait for the next one. It should also be amazing. After Batman & Robin, Batman could have shit on the screen and it would have been better. I always enjoyed Batman Forever before that, but that too had […]

June 19, 2005

CHiPs. Well sorta.


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Oh man, I was just amazingly close to getting a speeding ticket. I just turned a corner at a red light and started flooring it because I was like a minute from home and it’s Friday and I wanted to reach my destination in less than a minute. So I started flooring it and there’s […]

June 18, 2005

Iron Mike


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Went to watch the Tyson fight on Saturday because they were showing it free at Santa Fe Station. It was one of the most disappointing things I’ve seen in a long time. So rather than talk about that, I’ll post a picture of the way I’m going to remember Iron Mike. Knocking out Michael Spinks […]

June 14, 2005

‘MacGyver’ actor Dana Elcar dies


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Dana Elcar, the actor who played MacGyver’s boss Peter Thornton, passed away yesterday at the age of 77. He wasn’t just Mac’s boss. He was his best friend and confidant. For that, he will always be remembered. Just some facts for those of you who did not know too much about Dana: He appeared in […]

June 11, 2005

Jessica Simpson is friggin hot.


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I just watched the new Jessica Simpson – “These Boots Are Made For Walking” video and it just might be the worst song ever; yes, up there even with Fantasia – “Baby Mama”. But let me tell you, there’s no way you’re ever gonna wipe the smile off my face while I’m watching it. It’s […]

June 10, 2005