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“Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are!” I’m currently watching: From Dusk Till Dawn

Ok guys, 2 weeks from tonight, September 8th, the NFL season starts. As of right now, our Yahoo! Fantasy Football Draft will be on Saturday, September 3rd at 9:30am PDT. That’s 12:30pm for most of you. If that’s really an impossible time, we can re-evaluate our situation, however as of the time that I set […]

Dude, I suck so bad at Madden. I’m currently watching: Bottle Rocket

As requested, here is the long awaited post on Panda. I wasn’t going to post it because I didn’t think it would be funny coming this late, but I’m going to post it anyway because it is something I would like to remember about my trip. I think it would also make a good movie. […]

Dannon Frusion Smoothie. I’m currently watching: Heartbreakers

I haven’t posted anything in the last few days because my blog has been down, but this one cannot wait. Why isn’t there a free 24 hour porn station? We have a few 24 hour news stations, a couple more 24 hour sports stations, some 24 hour “music” stations, a 24 hour comedy station, tons […]

Yesterday I went to Taylor which is about a 20 minute drive from inner city San Diego. I toured the factory and realized that I really want my Taylor. Now I just gotta go buy it this month. But now there’s no doubt. The factory was neat. Except for the one sign that said something […]

Yesterday I spent 10 hours at the San Diego zoo and I still missed 5 or 6 out of the gagillion exhibits. That was always my main beef with the San Diego zoo from years back. It’s too big for its own good. It’s an amazing place, just very, very large. But I spent a […]

So I made it to San Diego last night. Drove what felt like 30 hours even though it was only like 5 and some change. I got here after 8 and just wandered around town. It was pretty crappy. Aside from A LOT of great eye candy, and when I say great, I mean some […]