Today is the last day I will be going to sleep at 2 in the afternoon maybe ever. Well except for a nap occasionally. And that’d probably be sometime after 3 anyway. No more Brett Time ever again. I know you’re all disappointed. I’m currently watching: MAD TV

Fake boobs can look good. Collagen never looks good. I want to meet the man who started this collagen craze because he could very well be the greatest salesman ever. “Hi, while we’re on the subject of your crappy breasasisisists, making your lips look unlike anything else ever seen on this planet would be a […]