Today is the last day I will be going to sleep at 2 in the afternoon maybe ever. Well except for a nap occasionally. And that’d probably be sometime after 3 anyway. No more Brett Time ever again. I know you’re all disappointed. I’m currently watching: MAD TV

Fake boobs can look good. Collagen never looks good. I want to meet the man who started this collagen craze because he could very well be the greatest salesman ever. “Hi, while we’re on the subject of your crappy breasasisisists, making your lips look unlike anything else ever seen on this planet would be a […]

Some of you may already know, but for those of you who don’t, I saw Barry Manilow tonight. It’s interesting how it’s come to this. It started on May 12th, 2004, I know this because I can use google, when I saw Barry on the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn. Prior to this, I […]

With football just over a month away, it’s that time again. Fantasy football!!! Yes, it’s the most wonderful time of the year where fantasies and football go together like beer and my stomach. After speaking with a few people, we are probably going to go with 2 different leagues. The good old normal crazily exciting […]

Men… Finally, the list we’ve all been waiting for. The Rules of Wedding Crashing. Enjoy. I’m currently watching: SportsCenter