Zathura! Wow. What a great lookin movie. I mean these commercials playing all the time just make me want to run out and see it. And you know what? They say it’s “A New Adventure From The World Of Jumanji”. Well you know what I think? I think it can’t be a new adventure when IT’S THE SAME FRICKIN MOVIE!!! Christ sakes people, why don’t I just go out and make a new movie called “Fast” that will be about a bus that can’t go under 50 MPH or else it will explode… or better yet, how about we turn that into a boat that can’t be stopped. Oh, they made them already? SO? WHO CARES? Apparently nobody. Well hey, maybe I can just remake Back To School. Yeah, I’m sure that’d be good. Way to go Cedric the Entertainer. You’ve done so much good stuff in your career I bet you’re almost as funny as Rodney. You keep telling yourself that. I’m so glad that I’ve seen none of your movies. Looks like I’m not gonna start anytime soon.

I’m currently watching: Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy