Why on Earth would anybody want to buy Survivor DVDs? I mean I don’t like to watch it in the first place, but why would you want to rewatch the episode where “that guy” stubs his toe while chasing after a rabbit that he wants to eat for dinner? Or rewatch the one where “that […]

I’m currently watching: XX Olympic Winter Games: Alpine Skiing

Police: Man killed over toilet paper. I’m currently watching: Friends

Is that a Manli, Wang or are you just happy to see me? I’m currently watching: XX Olympic Winter Games: Bobsled

I’m in love with Stacy Keibler. Kristin keeps making me watch Dancing with the Stars, so it’s her own fault. Pete’s sake, all I kept wishing for tonight was a friggin wardrobe malfunction, which never happened may I add, but please just a wardrobe malfunction!!! Her first outfit was dissapointing, but her 2nd outfit was […]

That was the dumbest thing I ever heard. On to the main reason for this post. It’s that time of the year again… again… again? Yep, that’s right. Fantasy Baseball. Every time I say again and every time I’m right. And every time I say, “You know the password”, and every time I’m right. Fantasy […]

So I had to work last night during the Superbowl, from 1PM to 9PM. They wanted extra coverage and I figured I felt up to it, plus I didn’t really care about the game. So I had Saturday off and went back in on Sunday. It was a cake shift. Sunday swing shift… well it […]

Hey Patrick, what am I? Stupid? No, I’m Texas! What’s the difference? What I’m listening to: Silence

Stacy Keibler gives me a reason every week to watch Dancing With the Stars. I swear, she never seems to dissapoint. She could be dancing horribly, but I’d never tell. Nevertheless, she’s the best dancer because her legs go on forever and she can certainly shake what she’s got. It’s really not fair to the […]