This post is probably 8 years in the making. Every time I’d think about it, I’d quickly forget about it and never get to discover the truth. It must be some sort of mine erase feature of the zipper. Yes, the zipper. Take a look at yours. I’d almost guarantee that it’s a YKK brand zipper. YKK has been slowly taking over the world starting with the conquest of our pants. Once they have our pants, who knows what they’ll do next. I think something needs to be done about this zipper monopoly. This post sucks. I don’t know what I just got myself into. It’s because I’m so bored because there’s no baseball on TV. Why the hell is there never any baseball on TV?

I’m currently watching: NHL Hockey: Carolina Hurricanes at New Jersey Devils