One last time, do not drink tequila. I’ve never really gotten sick from drinking it, but it just tastes bad. Like in that scene from “Can’t Hardly Wait” where the guy drinks beer for the first time and says, “Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!”… yeah, tequila is like that… all the time… and it never gets good. I’ve drank tequila like 4 of 5 times now and it’s just a vile liquid that no man should be subjected to. Brett… honestly… if you drink tequila one more time, it’s on you. Don’t say I haven’t warned you. Just save the half a bottle you have left and leave it for when Christian comes out again. In fact, use it as a bargaining chip to get him out here again. And then work on Tim some more. Aww hell, we all know Tim will never be out here. I don’t know where you’re going with this. Oh yeah? Well I’m going to where tequila just isn’t good. That’s life.

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