Ok, there’s nothing wrong when someone chooses not to have sex. If they wanna wait, that’s fine by me; more power to you. However it IS sad that you’d have to ‘#5. Make a scrapbook.’ to force yourself from having sex. Or ‘#7. Have a potluck dinner. Assign a food category to each of your friends and set a date.’ Or how about if you just plain need to go to this website to abstain from having sex because just about every one of the things on the list is completely retarded. If you need a website to tell you to ‘#55. Take a nap.’ instead of having sex, you should probably just decide to have sex whenever you can because if you don’t, you might never EVER have sex. But if you do end up making the decision to hold off, you may as well go pick yourself up this l33t printable Pledge Card so you can throw it in your wallet and remind everyone you’re a retard every time you buy something. Sorry right wingers. Your kids are going to have sex. Don’t make them losers growing up so they end up shooting up a mall full of people because they got made fun of in school AND didn’t get laid on top of it.

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