I was trying to go to sleep last night when I heard the crappy news about Steve Irwin. Such a stupid freak accident. It wouldn’t have been a freak accident if he was eaten by a mighty croc, but a stupid sting ray? To play around with an animal who can deliver a 3000psi bite only to get killed by a fish? A damn fish. I say we all start eating as much seafood as we can now. Get back at those stupid fish for taking what was one hell of a charasmatic guy. What a shame. The people over at WWTDD? said it best with, “A stingray? A damn stingray? This dude spent 40 hours a day poking dinosaurs with sticks and he gets it from a damn stingray? They’re supposed to sting and ray things, not impale people who entertain me. They’re damn fish, not Jason. You’re not funny Irony. This is why everybody hates you.” But nobody hated you Crocodile Hunter. Nobody hated you. I’ll leave you all with a picture of Steve with the greatest of all animals. And although his wife seems nice on TV, I’m not talking about her.
I’m currently watching: College Football: Florida State at Miami