She’s on SNL right now. I’ve said it before about other music, however Gwen Stefani has officially created THE worst song in the history of the universe. There’s yodeling and noises, grunts and yells and horrible outfits and terrible circus music. And it’s all rolled up into one song. I think I’d rather listen to that Papa Roach song I declared the worst song ever a few years back than this song again. I’d only listen to it again if it meant that Rob had to listen to it and suffer as much as I just did because then I could at least find some humor in it all. Otherwise I might just kill myself. It’s like she actually realized she can take a shit, record it and sell a million records. Yes, others have tried before but she has made it on SNL by doing it. Oh, and she’s gonna sell records. People are dying in the Middle East and she’s creating the worst music in the history of the universe. Matt, you should stop locking your door all the time and just turn off your TV because you have a better chance of dying from a self inflicted gun shot to the head from listening to this Gwen Stefani song as you do from having some criminal break into your apartment and kill you. This song has officially made life not fair.

I’m currently watching: Saturday Night Live