“You can’t miss steak if you’ve never eaten steak, right?”

Seriously??? That’s like saying all those starving kids in Africa have it great. Well guess what. Being 25 and being born and raised in Philadelphia, I’m starving! I’ve been watching all you people eat steak for so damn long, I want some steak too. I’m tired of eating brussel sprouts every winter, spring, summer and fall. I was 1 when the Sixers won and I’ve gotten nothing from any other team since. I don’t remember what steak tastes like and it feels like the butcher’s going to be closed in Philadelphia for quite some time in every sport. You’ve had steak in ’01, ’03, and twice in ’04. Quit acting like a pig.

Sent to Bill Simmons in response to his latest article Welcome to the next decade of discontent. More specifically his completely disturbing 14th paragraph regarding steak.

I’m currently watching: American Idol