That’s what she said. Whammy. Nonono. I know it’s late, but what I’m really getting at is Halloween candy. What on Earth happened to the fun size candy bars? Anyone take a look at these things this year? It’s pitiful how small they’ve become. Once upon a time we’d pray for full size candy bars; now kids are probably just praying for fun size bars that are more than 1 bite. Halloween is pathetic now a days. We had 7 kids at our place. 7. The damn kids are too lazy to go out trick or treating. I’d hate to sound like your grandfather, but I used to walk miles, in the cold, up and down tons of steps for hours collecting candy. Now kids are driven around by their parents, house to house, in weak, pathetic costumes if they even bother. And don’t forget how global warming made Halloween night 80 freakin degrees. Lazy, punk kids of today. I’d like to say it’s because of grumpy Gen-Xers probably not decorating or giving out candy and the stupid baby boomers shrinking the size of the candy bars, but I’d rather place blame on the lazy, punk kids of today. Yeah…. punks.

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