I guess the Tortoises were so slow and lethargic that after finally showing up in fantasy football last week, they weren’t able to make it back to play some baseball for the final week of the season. They batted .214 over the last week, their final 299 ABs, and excluding 1 good day during that […]
The days of the CD may be numbered as Slot Music, Micro SD cards containing full albums, will hit the shelves just in time for the holiday shopping season. I can’t wait to open up that Micro SD case and start reading through those tiny liner notes and lyrics with a microscope. read more | […]
This article should be called “Hilarious reasons why I don’t bother joining a gym”. “I’d rather just shoot around anyway,” I tell myself, which is sort of like saying you’d rather go to the driving range than play golf, or that you’d rather have sex with yourself than have sex with yourself twice in a […]
“There are some songs that almost no one likes to play,” blah, blah, blah, “but you can limit the songs you don’t like from Rock Band 1″, blah, blah, blah,” and you’ll never have to deal with “Green Grass and High Tides” again. Bliss.” Yeah, that about sums up this article. read more | digg […]
Good, uplifting article on last night’s disappointing Eagles loss written by Stephen A. Smith. Despite loss, Eagles show they are a force in the NFC East. I like the article because it’s mostly everything I’ve been saying since watching that game. I still don’t understand why I don’t work for ESPN. I’m currently watching: House
Yet another hilarious LHC joke. I’m currently watching: NFL Football: Chicago Bears at Carolina Panthers
Forget about the Pop/Soda debate… it should obviously be soda. However, the real question is why on Earth would you say you want a Coke when you want a Sprite or a Dr. Pepper or any of the other 99% of “carbonated beverages” that are not in fact Coke. That is the most stupid thing […]
http://youtube.com/v/zAFCSr8-B2k This is harder to get through than Date Movie. I’m currently watching: TMZ
Oh, by the way, according to Louis C.K.’s website, and I quote, “SO, if you go buy the DVD of Shameless… Then watch Chewed UP on Showtime on October 4th… Then come to see me on the Hilarious Tour… You will see 3 completely different hours of material, generated over the last three years. I’m […]
John Stewart is hilarious. I don’t know why I don’t watch the Daily Show anymore. What I’m listening to: Silence