Say what now? You’re kidding me, right? Sigh… What a thing to read about a week and a half before my 27th birthday. A new study shows that ‘Brain decline’ begins at age 27. I really don’t know why I’m so upset though. I thought that my brain has been deteriorating since I was 22. That’s when they say you’re at your peak and they’re probably right. I was a damn genius at 22. So then they go on to say that memory should be good until you’re 37 but again, my memory has been total crap for years now. Some trend. Heaven help me if my memory starts getting any worse. Get to work brain people. You keep working on those stem cells. After you get me another Shakey’s Pizza, I want that new and improved body you’ve been promising me.

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