Weekly Fantasy Rant ’09 Take 3


Fantasy / Thursday, October 1st, 2009

We all knew it had to end sometime but unfortunately the honeymoon is over. The 2 weeks of ~170 points came to a screeching halt with a measly 121 point performance. Good news though… there seemed to be no points to go around for anyone this week; it wasn’t just my team. This week was seriously f’ed up though. Drew Brees puts up 9 whole points after averaging 34 points over the first 2 weeks. Really? You can only throw for 172 yards and no TDs against the Buffalo Bills? You’re trying to break records here. Don’t forget that. And Felix Jones, your futility is astounding. You’re like the dude from Unbreakable… or Rob. You’ve never had more than 10 carries in a game and you pretty much get hurt stepping on the field. You have been dropped. I don’t have time for you with bye weeks coming up. And the same goes for you Larry Johnson. Your offense is always broken just like Felix Jones’ body and I don’t think it’s going to get any better anytime soon. You’re probably going to lose your job to Jamaal Charles anyway. I thought you were a steal as my #3RB in round 7. You were a 1st round pick just a few years ago. Life has not been good to you. It really makes you wonder what kind of career you could have had if you went to a half decent team and didn’t spend your whole career on the bumbass Chiefs. You have been dropped! Bring on the byes.

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