No Idea / Monday, February 2nd, 2004

Thank you Super Bowl halftime show. Non cable TV is finally coming around. If these stupid right wing bastards would loosen up and make TV like it is all over Europe, we might live in a much happier place with less war and more peace. Instead of going to war, we should put more boobs all over TV. Thank you Ms. Jackson… I’ve been waiting a long time for this. But noooo, instantly after it happened, CBS was bombarded with phone calls complaining about the event. I think we should have all called and thanked CBS for loosening up. But now they’re all backing into holes and trying to play it off. It’s 2004. This country needs a change. We should elect me for president. I’m pro choice, for the working class, health care, all that good stuff, and I like titties. That’s right, I said it… I like titties. And I like em everywhere I turn, just like life was meant be. So vote Burstein for 2004. It’s about time we put a 1/2 Jew, 1/2 Christian liberal in office. How about a turn in your gun for free porno or sex toys? I think that would truly benefit the country. And I got a lot more ideas like that where I come from.

I’m currently watching: 106 and Park