Lewis Black once said that the end of the universe was located in Houston, Texas in between two Starbucks that are located right across the street from one another, in the same building. Well my friends, if that is in fact the end of the universe, I have found one of the last stops on the way to the end of the universe; And that stop is Vh1. When I change the station from MTV, which is almost certainly not playing music, to Vh1 hoping to catch some sort of something respectable, and playing before my eyes is some show with Nelly picking the winner of some large ass, “Miss Applebottom” contest… that my friends is when I know I’m not far from the end of the universe.
What I’m listening to: Silence