I’m finding myself sitting here right now looking through Rolling Stone’s Jessica Simpson photo gallery. I don’t know why I’m looking at it. It’s like walking down the candy aisle in Sam’s Club. Except for the fact that I can’t have Jessica Simpson but I simply choose not to have the candy. Man, if only they had Jessica Simpson at Sam’s Club… I wouldn’t pass that up. I don’t care how many calories that would be.
Yeah, yeah, I know I have a girlfriend.
What I’m listening to right now: The Beatles – Let It Be – Get Back