Dear Eagles,
Why must you do that to me? Why? Why couldn’t you have just picked up that damn onside kick and end the game there. My heart doesn’t need that strain. It’s bad enough you didn’t pull away until the end… I didn’t need you to let them back in the game. If fat people can sue McDonalds for making them fat, I’m gonna consider suing you for causing my next heart attack. But you guys won I guess which is all that matters. You still need to get that boost on offense. Those decent first quarters mean nothing when you sputter out over the course of the rest of the game. And I only said decent, because the first quarters aren’t even that great. Anyway, I can’t worry about you anymore. You shorten my lifespan with every game. Until next week,
Your dedicated fan Brett
“P.S. – this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.”
I’m currently watching: Cubs vs. Braves: Game 5