People are dying every day from disease and poverty all while the good people at Indiana University are wasting time and money to tell me that Men want hot women. And this staggering news comes just weeks after research in London determined that a T-rex could outrun David Beckham. It’s simply astounding. I’m not asking for much people. It’s just that if you’re going to call yourself a scientist, or throw a Dr. in front of your name, use your head for something more than a hat rack. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing doctorates is no basis for a system of higher education.

What I’m listening to: Silence