Some guy was in my office today talking to some other guy about those Ohio State – Michigan ESPN commercials where the Michigan woman is driving the Ohio State guy in her car and when he finds out she’s from Michigan, he jumps out the car. So I says to the guy… I says, “I’d push both of them out of the car… I went to Penn State.” So he says he’s from Ohio in way that clearly showed that he didn’t appreciate my comment. It was humorous. Almost as humorous as one being proud of being from the armpit of America.

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