I’ve never once said I was a religious man. Sure I have my beliefs but they’ve never run too deep. Many a time I’ve pondered over if there’s a greater power, however it wasn’t until just this moment that I realized that there must be. There must be someone, something, watching over us, who loves us, to give us something like Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini. It makes me want to sing, and I quote some words from Geggy Tah:
even though I don’t know who you are,
You gave me Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini,
while I was sitting at my computer.”
Yeah, well the song went something like that, I’m pretty sure of it. Geggy just knew back then what I know now. Thank you, whoever you are, for giving us Jessica Alba playing football in a bikini. Yeah, it’s the same link as before but there are more pictures there and I don’t want to make you work too hard to enjoy something like this.
Oh man, right after I originally posted this, I found Jessica Alba plays football in her bikini over at Superficial. There are even more, and better, pictures over there. Just lots of thanks going around today… just lots of thanks.
What guy? I don’t know what you’re talking about. He must be a figment of your imagination. You know how I know you’re gay?
What I’m listening to: Silence