There’s a small article in the new Men’s Health that touches on caffeine content in drinks. They take the top caffeinated drinks in a certain class and then compare them. The results? Just as I always thought, Starbucks Doubleshots are the greatest drinks ever, and what else I also thought, Mountain Dew is wimpy. The Doubleshot has the highest mg per oz count, with nothing else even coming close. Not regular coffee, not SoBe Adrenaline Rush (which is apparently stronger than Red Bull) and certainly not Mountain Dew. Sure, a 16oz coffee has more total caffeine than any other drink and is probably the cheapest option, but I guess this explains why drinking 2 Doubleshots before studying for tests was always the best medicine. Plus that meant less bathroom breaks. Yes, the 4 ounces makes a difference when the average human bladder only needs 8-10 ounces to feel full (according to some website that I’m trusting only for this very non lifechanging post). Oh, and the Mountain Dew that is so EXTREME? Not much more caffeine than that Diet Coke with Lime that your mom drinks. Man, I could go for a Doubleshot right now. Note to self, Rap about Doubleshots in the next album and receive free Doubleshots for the rest of your life. How sweet would that be?

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What I’m listening to: Tool – Jambi