For those of you who don’t make your way around the Internet like Terententen does, I feel like I have done you all a disservice. It has been mentioned somewhere around here last week by Rob, but since I wasn’t posting much, I never came out and made a whole post on it. Well here it is, the newest Internet fad, Chuck Norris Facts These things are so friggin dangerously hilarious, I almost think Chuck himself came up with them.

Speaking of dangerous, I think Chuck Norris may have a Steve Smith costume because I don’t think anyone but Chuck Norris could be that awesome. One day he might just roundhouse kick a corner and let us know for sure, but until then, I’m just gonna hypothesize. I mean they say that Chuck is 5’10” and Steve is 5’9″. I’m sure Chuck’s doing that just to trick us. And, Chuck stopped doing Walker Texas Ranger in 2001, just in time for Steve Smith’s rookie year. That’s a little too much of a coincidence for me. He may have everyone else fooled, but I see through him. I’m on to you Chuck Norris… Just don’t hurt me for blowing your cover.

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