Alright. I’ve come to the conclusion, once again, that people are not too bright. I work in a hotel & casino, so I see a lot of them; guests that is. Hotel guests, casino guests. Both can be classified as people. They’re just not too bright. Day in and day out I come across them. You probably don’t understand because I never saw people like this til I worked here, but these are the people who… ready?… don’t know how to use an elevator. You probably still don’t get it, but yes, there are way too many people who don’t know how to use an elevator. And it’s not like elevators can only be found in hotels and casinos. They can be found in malls, office buildings, generally any place where you need to get up a lot of floors very quickly without walking up stairs. And it’s not a new invention. According to a quick Google search, elevators have been around since the mid 1800s. So back to the point. I walk up to the elevator and press the button. The button lights up and I wait. I wait. I wait. Until I hear a ding… a signal some would call it… telling me to look alive because something is gonna happen. Then a light appears… an arrow right by one of the elevators in the bank, showing which direction said elevator is going. It’s either up or down. No confusion. This isn’t Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Now tell me why whenever I get to the elevator bank, there are always people standing there waiting for an elevator that is obviously not coming. No lit button or anything. Or why do people let the elevator go because they don’t know which direction the arrow is pointing. Again, up or down. If you’re still confused, it should coincide with the button you pressed a couple seconds ago. That is if it ever lit up.

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