What on Earth is possibly wrong with ‘Say You’ll Be There’ by the Spice Girls. I played it on a jukebox tonight and I got nothing but strange reactions and people questioning my sexuality. Hey… If I’m masculine enough to play the Spice Girls in front of a room full of people, leave me alone. I think there are too many people who need to come to terms with who they want to have sex with. Me on the other hand know exactly where I lay. I can’t believe you don’t shut up!

I’m currently watching: National Lampoon’s Van Wilder