I’m listening to John Mayer – Any Given Thursday, and it sounds like it’d be a pretty good show. John improvises in songs, jams a bit, plays some different stuff that you’re not expecting. However, I don’t think there is any possible way I could put up with all of the dumbass girls screaming constantly and for really no reason. He plays like 2 extra notes on the guitar and they scream. I bet he’s making some sort of face when he plays those extra notes, but all the screaming is ridiculous. This version of “Your Body is a Wonderland” pisses me off listening to it. I want to go to the show and throw some punches and flying leg kicks, not pay attention to the show. The moment he says your body is a wonderland, the girls go nuts like he’s talking to them. Well I got a word for most of you, JOHN’S NOT TALKING TO YOU. I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE THAT YOUR BODY IS NOT THE WONDERLAND HE’S TALKING ABOUT. I mean if you girls love him so much, you’ve probably seen the video. Did you see that girl? I can’t really remember, but I think she was gorgeous. I bet that gorgeous girl doesn’t go to a concert and scream ridiculously so that John would sing right to her. So read this. If I ever go see John Mayer, I don’t want you girls there screaming like morons. Just shut up and watch him play. Clap. Hell, even sing. Have fun. But don’t scream for unwarranted actions or else I’ll punch you in the throat and collapse your trachea so the last thing you ever see is the fat rhinoceros girl screaming in front of you waiting for the same punishment you just got. And don’t leave after Weezer when the Red Hot Chili Pepper still have to come on. It’s probably a really good bet that Rivers doesn’t like girls that weigh literally twice as much as he does, so you may as well stay and watch a good show.
Anyway, right now you can’t read this because for some reason, my site says my account has been suspended. First my site goes down for practically a month. Then they come right back and triple the price. Now they suspend my account without sending me a bill or giving me any notification. It may be time to start looking for a new host. $3 is still too good to pass up though for way more than enough space and more features than I can shake a stick at. You guys probably don’t even care that I go down. I guess I’ll stay. Problem solved.
Oh man, I can still picture Taylor screaming like a girl at a John Mayer concert. Cracks me up.
What I’m listening to: John Mayer – Any Given Thursday – Your Body is a Wonderland