I’ll never sell my soul. That’s why I’ll always suck.


No Idea / Friday, June 24th, 2005

No wonder Led Zeppelin was so great. They sold their souls to the devil apparently. If you listen to part of Stairway to Heaven backwards, you can hear some pretty concrete evidence. I suggest reading the backwards lyrics while you listen because it just makes it that much more concrete. And the Britney Spears – Hit Me Baby One More Time is hilarious. I knew she always wanted me. Too late she’s beat as hell now thanks to having sex with that creepy ass dirtball of a husband. What a waste of life. Oh sorry, this is all about Stairway backdards. No Stairway? Denied!

Peter: I’d sell my soul to be famous.
Satan: We’ve got a live one. Peter Griffin.
Assistant: No good, sir. It seems he already sold his soul once in 1977 for Bee Gees tickets and then again in 1983 for half a mallomar.

I’m currently watching: Wimbledon, Early Round: Lopez vs Safin