I’m kinda speechless here. I mean I really don’t know what to say. Is there hope for me yet, or should I stay off Kimmel if I want to make it big? This guy is certainly whiter and more Jewish than I am. On the other hand, before this video, I never heard of him, so he didn’t get much exposure on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. Not that I should expect anything less from a show that NO ONE watches. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is there is still hope. I’m not as white, not as Jewish (I’ll perform on Friday night for $50), and I’m not from the super duper ghetto of upstate NY. Obviously I’m not that speechless, I just don’t know what to say.

I’m currently watching: MacGyver