1.31.03 @ 12:36PM
I found out last night at like midnight that I'm going home for the weekend. It should be really good and full of surprises. Like puppy dogs for Christmas and bologna sandwiches. If you like bologna of course. I really don't.

1.31.02 @ 2:43AM
I was walking home tonight, and I see a girl sitting on the sidewalk yelling at some guy to get off the phone. She was yelling things like "I'm ok, leave me alone", and things like "If you don't get off the phone, I'm going to get hit by a car". Meanwhile, she's sitting on the sidewalk, and the guy was obviously concerned. I don't know. Something tells me she was a little bit out of it.

1.30.03 @ 3:18PM
And the saga continues... damn you SmartNsexy1983... why won't you leave me alone.

1.30.03 @ 12:32AM
So I just took a shower. I have mixed emotions about this shower. First, I went to exfoliate, but I ran out of Nivea For Men Exfoliating Face Scrub. Well this was quite upsetting, but I think I was able to get over it... Why might you ask? Well because today was a new razor day! Now, I prefer using a dull razor, because nothing says I'm going to cut my neck open and bleed to death today like a brand new sharp razor; however using a new razor is like Christmas all over again.

1.29.03 @ 11:36AM
Ok, so now it's even worse than porn email. Now these porn sites are coming straight at me through AIM. Stupid names like xJuliex324 and other nice random generated names that it won't matter blocking. This crap will never end. It's like the Never Ending Story. But you say that movie did in fact end? So maybe there is hope!

11.9.02 @ 2:00PM