Dannon Frusion Smoothie. I’m currently watching: Heartbreakers

I haven’t posted anything in the last few days because my blog has been down, but this one cannot wait. Why isn’t there a free 24 hour porn station? We have a few 24 hour news stations, a couple more 24 hour sports stations, some 24 hour “music” stations, a 24 hour comedy station, tons […]

Yesterday I went to Taylor which is about a 20 minute drive from inner city San Diego. I toured the factory and realized that I really want my Taylor. Now I just gotta go buy it this month. But now there’s no doubt. The factory was neat. Except for the one sign that said something […]

Yesterday I spent 10 hours at the San Diego zoo and I still missed 5 or 6 out of the gagillion exhibits. That was always my main beef with the San Diego zoo from years back. It’s too big for its own good. It’s an amazing place, just very, very large. But I spent a […]

So I made it to San Diego last night. Drove what felt like 30 hours even though it was only like 5 and some change. I got here after 8 and just wandered around town. It was pretty crappy. Aside from A LOT of great eye candy, and when I say great, I mean some […]

Today is the last day I will be going to sleep at 2 in the afternoon maybe ever. Well except for a nap occasionally. And that’d probably be sometime after 3 anyway. No more Brett Time ever again. I know you’re all disappointed. I’m currently watching: MAD TV

Fake boobs can look good. Collagen never looks good. I want to meet the man who started this collagen craze because he could very well be the greatest salesman ever. “Hi, while we’re on the subject of your crappy breasasisisists, making your lips look unlike anything else ever seen on this planet would be a […]

Some of you may already know, but for those of you who don’t, I saw Barry Manilow tonight. It’s interesting how it’s come to this. It started on May 12th, 2004, I know this because I can use google, when I saw Barry on the Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn. Prior to this, I […]

With football just over a month away, it’s that time again. Fantasy football!!! Yes, it’s the most wonderful time of the year where fantasies and football go together like beer and my stomach. After speaking with a few people, we are probably going to go with 2 different leagues. The good old normal crazily exciting […]

Men… Finally, the list we’ve all been waiting for. The Rules of Wedding Crashing. Enjoy. I’m currently watching: SportsCenter